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hehey! thanks for calling!

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in order to talk to me, you must solve my riddles three:

1: what is the end of everything?

2: i have keys but no doors, i have space but no rooms, i allow you to enter but you are never able to leave. what am i?

3: i am a fruit, i am a bird, and i am also a person. what am i?

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what? the answers?

eh, call again and maybe i'll tell you...