where do you take a sick boat to? ...the DOC!!!!!

how does a lumberjack keep track of how many trees he's cut down? ...he keeps a LOG!!!!

wanna hear a cat joke? ...just KITTEN!!!!

what do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement? ... a PURRPATRATOR!!!!

i was gonna tell a joke about pizza ...but its too CHEESY!!!!!

how does a bee say goodnight? ...BEE-NIGHT!!!!

what does a ghost say when it gets hurt? ...it got a BOO-BOO!!!!!

why did the lemon say fuck? ...because he was feeling SOUR!!!!

uh oh, whats this...? looks like a portal is opening to the riddle world!

will you engage with the riddler, or go home?